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The NFL Christmas Day schedule appeared promising when it was announced earlier in the year, but reality has fallen short.
Despite big expectations for the matchups, the games turned out to be less thrilling than anticipated, leaving fans with a lineup of lackluster performances.
Let’s compare these games to the holiday gifts you might find under your tree.
A Pair of Socks: Cowboys Vs. Commanders
The first game of the day features the Dallas Cowboys taking on the Washington Commanders. While the Cowboys have always been a prominent team, their defense has been underwhelming this season.
The Commanders, on the other hand, had an exciting 2024 season thanks to quarterback Jayden Daniels, but his injury has forced him out for the rest of the year.
To make matters worse, Washington’s quarterback situation is murky with Marcus Mariota dealing with multiple injuries, possibly leaving Josh Johnson to start.
While the Cowboys’ offense has been fun to watch, especially with Dak Prescott throwing to CeeDee Lamb, the lack of competition and the uncertainty surrounding both teams make this game feel more like a “pair of socks” under the tree—something you might use, but it’s not the most exciting gift.
Re-gifted Bread Maker: Lions vs. Vikings
Next up is the game between the Detroit Lions and Minnesota Vikings. This matchup could have been intriguing, given both teams’ strong performances last season.
However, the Lions are barely holding on to playoff hopes with only a 7% chance of making it, while the Vikings have been plagued by quarterback issues throughout the year.
J.J. McCarthy will miss this game due to a hand injury, and the team will rely on Max Brosmer, a rookie with a poor start to his NFL career.
While both teams have some exciting players, like Jahmyr Gibbs for the Lions and Justin Jefferson for the Vikings, the poor quarterback play has led to a lack of excitement. It’s like getting a bread maker—though it may serve a purpose, it’s just not that thrilling.
Coal in the Stocking: Broncos vs. Chiefs
The final game of the day is Denver Broncos against the Kansas City Chiefs, a game that was initially expected to be a big divisional showdown.
Unfortunately, Patrick Mahomes’ season-ending ACL injury has made the Chiefs a shell of their former selves. Backup quarterback Gardner Minshew II didn’t last long before being injured, and now Chris Oladokun will take over.
This leaves the Chiefs with a third-string quarterback facing a very good Broncos defense.
Despite the Broncos’ strong position in the playoff race, this game is disappointing. The Chiefs are massive underdogs with a 13-point spread, the largest they’ve faced in decades.
This game feels like coal in the stocking—a huge letdown after the hype.
Conclusion: A Disappointing Slate of Christmas Games
In summary, the NFL Christmas Day games have fallen short of expectations. While some games have interesting players, the lack of competitive teams and key injuries have left fans with a less-than-exciting holiday viewing experience.
Much like receiving a pair of socks, a re-gifted bread maker, or coal in your stocking, these matchups are a far cry from the thrilling games we hoped for.
FAQs
Why is the Cowboys vs. Commanders game underwhelming?
The Cowboys’ strong offense is offset by their poor defense, and the Commanders are missing key players like Jayden Daniels and Marcus Mariota.
What happened to the Vikings’ quarterback situation?
The Vikings’ quarterback issues have been compounded by J.J. McCarthy’s hand injury, forcing Max Brosmer, an inexperienced rookie, to start.
Why is the Chiefs vs. Broncos game disappointing?
With Patrick Mahomes out due to injury and a third-string quarterback taking the field, the Chiefs’ chances against the Broncos are slim.